People would be offended by exposed male nipples at a graduation ceremony, though.

I dream for a day when people hire sitters when they want to attend formal events, rather than bringing along a 15lb, screaming distraction.

This is a formal event, so I think it might have been best to hire a sitter and put off feeding your baby for its duration. You would not yourself eat at a graduation, and I think most people would agree this would be rude if it were done at someone else's wedding ceremony.

Why not stop building roads and build more mass transit to take some of the pressure off highways?

You're a traffic engineer in Atlanta? Congrats on presiding over a sprawling hellscape.

Hit the brakes, let them cross or go around them.

You may have noticed that the debit card in the illustration had a chip and the $20 bills had a woman (Queen Elizabeth II) and the Canadian Parliament on them. Dude is Canadian. Getting a handgun for self defense in Canada is essentially impossible.

Where do you get this "generally" from? A study on dress codes you read, or just your impression based on...what, exactly?

You seem to have missed that the poster herself is a WoC.

It's pretty simple. If you can't afford it, don't buy it.

oh yeah, the Indian Hotel, in India, country with one billion people.

If they are charges and not convictions, shouldn't you lawyer types assume he wasn't guilty?

Too bad that every ski resort without piste lighting shuts off their chairlifts well before dark. Enjoy walking up the mountain, headlight havers.

No, you did it right.

Dude, put away the violin. She was 93 and was waving a gun around. Best case scenario she lived six more months and had a heart attack a Pizza Hut inside a Walmart.

I know your pain. I can't because I take propecia.

Gawker Media's business model is monetizing snark. When all you have is a hammer...

This may come as news to you, but there is no qualification to be a journalist. It's not like a doctor where you have to do residency.

Pretty much. It's useful if your job (like mine) mostly involves text editing and online research. It's not a real computer, though.

This is all true. It is a handy little computer. A bit of a letdown on planes, though :(