I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

I hope there were finger guns. He’s best when he adds in some finger guns.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

A Supreme Court justice, ideally, is not a Democrat or a Republican but rather someone who can impartially evaluate complicated legal issues irrespective of politics.

Can we knock it the fuck off with the ‘Sander’s supporters are naïve and think he’s magic socialist Santa Claus who will enact his entire platform with a wave of his magic wand’ narrative? Seriously. Like, we fucking understand political reality. We know that a good portion of Sander’s platform is going to be…

Something that bothers me about all of the coverage of Daniel Holtzclaw is that I haven’t seen and heard enough about the gorgeous human being who brought him to justice: Jannie Ligons. I’ve endured every angle of Holtzclaw’s rage-y, deflated mug, and haven’t heard enough about the first police complaint, the first…

I am going to feel the Bern SO HARD next year.

I mean, you expect that kind of thing in a Volvo, but a Subaru? Weird.

Well for one the cheap wine people didn’t just write a goddamn novella telling you how wrong you are.

You know, if you’re going to look down on me and my $10/bottle Louis Jadot Beaujolais-Villages situation, I’m gonna laugh at you because I’m getting pleasantly wasted at a much better price point than you are. The LJB-V (aka “my house wine”) goes excellently with everything, up to and including my budget.

Adults who treat Easter eggs hunts like a compitition are the fucking worst. Your special snowflake baby Apsen/Dakota isn’t going to be upset they don’t have the most eggs especially since their main hobby is shitting and drooling.

That has nothing to do with the strawberries being 'organic' and everything to do with the type of strawberry and its growing conditions. The berries would have tasted exactly the same had they been sprayed with pesticide. The only difference would have been that the berry farm had higher yields per acre.

Boom, white balance. White and gold. End.

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