In Majunia’s defense, the Club Nintendo/Goonies episode “Gamers Never Say Die” featuring “Maury Moto” (I still love that pun) seems criminally missing, but I guess it was more Goonies parody than parody of the insane lengths you had to go to to get anything from the old Club Nintendo...

I’mma let you finish, but Secret of Evermore was always the better ‘Secret of’ game for the SNES. *mic drop*

I love it when you have to stack them for the goomba in love, and then you jump out of them to grab the moon and it pauses that moment of horror as she watches the only man goombas fear leap out of the goomba stack she only seconds ago fell in love with

That is incredibly satisfying

Why would you say that “This criticism is wrong-footed for a whole host of reasons, not least of which is the fact that it is a single scene from a video game that isn’t out yet, and so surmising what is or isn’t “representative” is literally impossible,” when Naughty Dog chose this clip to, um, REPRESENT THE GAME…

Some might even say they were a dissent (from the myriad console fighters)

ECHO THE FLIPPIN DOLPHIN. As if it didn’t give me an extraordinary fear or drowning, GIANT ALIEN HEADS EMERGING FROM THE NOTHINGNESS is something I am afraid of still to this day