THEY ARE SO TACKY! Who on earth wants a rhinestone-encrusted mesh corset with an aggressively shiny hoop skirt? You know that famous Dolly Parton (all hail Dolly, I love her so) quote, “it costs a lot of money to look this cheap”? Well ...

That see through corset is the worst. ._.

Oh god, I hate those fucking dresses. The brides with like an unlimited budget ALWAYS go Pnina when they have so many gorgeous designers to choose from!! And it’s usually that stupid see-through corset one!

I am now a litte interested to see this episode. I would like to see how ridiculous this woman is

Spoiler: it’s also strapless.

WAY TO RUIN IT EVEN BEFORE THE EPISODE AIRS

She probably picked out an ugly Pnina dress anyway.

Dear Bride,

2015 was a stupid, garbage year. Lets just regroup and do better next year. And when I say do better, I mean if Ted Cruz or Donald Trump gets elected, I am pulling this car over and everyone has to walk home from here.

YOU WANT ME. YOU CANT HAVE ME. YOU CANT AFFORD ME.

10/10 would watch

Didn’t she also do one where the little girls were burlesque fan dancers and wore nude bodysuits to give the illusion of toplessness?

This one was totally appropriate, though - right Abby?

I’m calling some some sort of sexual fetish on the chicken wing throwing thing.

That point about compromise — a lot of people seem to view that as a bad word these days. When you say, “relationships require compromise,” some people will look at you like you just said, “relationships require disrespect and abuse.” The idea of accepting that you can’t have everything exactly the way you want it…

Sure, sometimes it really isn’t right to stay together. I’m more saying that for people who do want to stay together, it’s good to remember that the long view is going to look a lot different than whatever is happening right this second. I think we have a tendency to think, “Oh hey, we’re killing it, we’re so on the…

There was a really great comment about marriage in last week’s episode of The Affair (which is appropriate or ironic, depending on who you are): “A house, it’s like a marriage, actually. You’ve got to be in it for the long haul if you ever want to see it come together.”

Women are useless weaklings unless they are about to be raped, in which case all of their body parts turn to powerful steel and they are able to ward off any physical force?

But, but, but....I thought women were the weaker sex. Where’d this strength come from all of a sudden?