"It puts the loot in the basket."

That's only obligatory for the assholes. You're not an asshole right?

I give you World of MMOs. Where the "hardcore" are really just there to boast pathetically, not game.

This made me laugh.

Why am I not surprised this attitude has carried over from the World of Warcraft community to this game...

Fair enough but that bothers me too. Have you played Borderlands 2? The overall story I thought was interesting but not particularly great; That said, there was brilliant writing throughout the game, in spots, and the DLC has some of the best writing I've ever seen in a game (Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon's Keep). How…

I don't even think my young goth self would find this appealing.

Well as someone that doesn't like any of those games, I'm skeptical, but after reading the review I want to play it none the less.

Damn it, after reading this I'm sold. Even if the story telling is dull. Usually I hate games with bad writing.

Ketchup sold separately.

I'm sorry I replied to the wrong comment. :\

Maybe, if they didn't auction the server blade it was on.

Only a little...

It just seems like an odd move by Nintendo. I mean it's a game with a very specific audience, (people who like ridiculously designed and sexualized characters), and that's just not Nintendo's strength.

This will be great for interactive porn, but I don't need it in my video games.

Some of the most immersive games I've ever played looked like cartoons, and I'm okay with that.

Bonus, that dog isn't going to tell me I'm going to hell for my "life style choices".

You may be on to something, it's usually the religious fundamentalists and homophobes that end up being sexual predators.

Wait, how often is fun actually objective? There's always someone in the world that doesn't like sex or strawberries.

You just completely missed their point. The soundtrack is useless and inappropriate. Silence would have been better.