Would that be Halifax? Sorry.

At first, I assumed that her parents put her up to this, and perhaps even wrote the script for her.

But then I saw her makeup and realized...wow, this young girl obviously has little guidance; the words, too, must be hers.

Your intellectual horsepower is on display. Splendid retort.

Check your math...or the current conversion rate, or both.

You would be very lucky, and smart, to get away with only 60% taxes...at least if you make any decent money at all. I love your idea of Denmark being Utopia, though; you should visit more often.

Why are you so in love with Denmark when you obviously know so little about it?

That is very American.

Heavens no! There can be no room for diversification of thought around here. The mere existence of disparate opinion could really shake the ground.

I may need to go learn about this "Ayn Rand shit;" if it makes your sensitive mind tremble in fear and speak instantly of stifling opinion, I must know more about its…

America's problems cannot even begin to be touched by paying fast food workers more money.

You don't really think that our system is some type of panacea, do you? Goodness. It is not.

Denmark is the happiest country in the world! Oh, and it also have the highest divorce rate. You can only reconcile those facts by considering an embarrassingly overwhelming nationalistic pride. Nothing else could possibly…

Right, because scholars can't agree but we should defer to a profane Deadspin commenter who lacks any authority whatsoever. Have another.

Goop should be the name of the putty-like makeup that Gwyneth and other celebrity women seem to love so much.