“Dr. Ben Carson is being considered for both Health and Human Services and Education Secretary, based, I guess, solely on irony”

Also, note to self: Do not wear dresses with nude sheer panels at that age. Correction: at any age.

Not sure about sex, but my wife keeps grabbing my ass and yelling “I’m a billionaire president and I can do anything I want!” I’m guessing there will be no sweet, sweet lovin’ at our house for quite awhile.

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

My dad had an interesting take on Hillary Clinton. He said that a part of her has to feel relieved, because she’s been attacked so horribly for 30 years, now she gets to relax. I frankly don’t know how Hillary was able to take it for so long. I think there is no politician in modern history treated as horribly as…

No, he’s already broken a first. Scrubbed all references to banning Muslim immigration from his site and ran away from a reporter who asked him about it.

I’m so impressed at how great and put together she looks. How do you suffer such a massive and public disappointment and be okay? I would be wrapped in a blanket guzzling wine like Tami Taylor watching Gilmore Girls for like a month.

I know that feeling. I was shocked to see several acquaintances from South Bend who I’m friends with on facebook admit to voting for Trump. People with gay best friends, people with minority friends, people with friends whose parents are immigrants...it was like a slap in the face. Indianapolis is like a semi-liberal…

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

The most awesome thing about this is how much damage it will do to the people who actually voted for this person.

Oh man, I’m originally from South Bend and now live in Indianapolis and this is 100% true.

I can assure you that he did not get my vote or support nor can he ever count on it. I am disgusted by the lack of voter turnout this election and dismayed by the number of women who voted for Trump.

I admit, though this is a goddamn nightmare, I’ve kind of been thinking that I’m lucky... as a straight, white(ish), married middle class woman, Trumps policies will likely not affect me as horribly as they will my poorer, darker, gayer friends and neighbors.

Mike Pence has a pretty good birth control plan, which is looking like Mike Pence. Do you really need an IUD near term after seeing that header?

Oh thank God you came in here with your expert, disaffected logic and wide knowledge of campaign tactics. Please, keep telling us what to do and how to feel because we’re emotional and you’re not, because you have the luxury to be.

I’m not even american and I’m crying.
But well, I’m mexican, so it indirectly affects me too.

As far as I’m concerned the country has already lost, and lost badly. The fact that Trump has come this far, even if Hillary wins, has shown what a horrifyingly large section of the American public is ignorant, racist, sexist, and honestly just plain bad. Hillary is far from perfect but jesus god... I mean I’m…

Seriously...young people these days. Back in the day, people would write this stuff down on PAPER and MAIL it to media outlets! Sometimes, they would even make phone calls! Social media just makes it easier to find the dumbasses.

I remember a friend of mine that complained “what has Obama done” two years into his presidency. I’ve learned that for a lot of white men, they will never be pleased and will nitpick every little detail about any achievement by colored folks and women. Do please get the fuck over yourselves.

It’s OK, guys. My cat had to vote for this candidate and it chapped her hide, too: