From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

tried this once, to horrible effect. learned some things, however - a bottle of liquid soap is many things, one of them is that it’s not a bar of soap, and other is that it’s sharp...

Person living in NYC talking about someone else selling overpriced comfort food?

Collards are a designer vegetable?

neiman marcus, where the 1% can pay 500% to eat like the 99%.

Meteor 2016, I think we’re ready for you.

“save scum your babies”

At least we don’t have to initiate a conversation with the barista about race

Pro-choice means that I support women’s choices about: having or not having children, having or not having sexual intercourse which could lead to pregnancy, with whom women choose to have any forms of sex (including but not limited to sexual intercourse that could lead to pregnancy), how to give birth or avoid having…

I have no spawn, and I have no interest in procreating. There’s a high likelihood that we’ll have some sort of spawn within the next couple of years, either due to a friend’s illness (we become her kids’ guardians) or fostering/adopting.

No, that’d be stupid. The kid spends his Sundays at a bar.

I can understand fans being defensive over representation of a woman of color in a genre where they are vastly under represented. But its not like she’s wearing blackface or playing off racial stereotypes. Her costume is just arguably inaccurate, which I don’t think deserves the animosity or attention this is getting.

If someone asked me who she was dressed as, I would have guessed Storm. If someone asked if I thought it was good, I would say not really. Not sure why people care so much about her costume, though, given several million people are dressed in bad or mediocre superhero costumes today.

you are taking this one step further than needed. *Who cares* if someone dressed as a firefighter says they are an astronaut? Would that be worth raging about on the internet? Would TRUE FIREFIGHTER FANS be up in arms?

The response to this mediocre costume is so much more disturbing than the costume itself. People should just post “I hate the Kardashians” and stop with this other nonsense about canonical outfits or whatever.

Except Firefighters and Astronauts are professions that exist in the real world. There is no ‘real’ Storm to objectively compare her costume to.

Aw, come ON.

DO YOU EVEN LIKE X-MEN? CAN YOU NAME 10 X-MEN COMICS AND AUTHORS? FUCKING FAKE FAN GIRLS OH MY GOD

At least this gives me an idea for next year’s costume - Sexy Instagram Apology For Offensive Costume.