From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

tried this once, to horrible effect. learned some things, however - a bottle of liquid soap is many things, one of them is that it’s not a bar of soap, and other is that it’s sharp...

Person living in NYC talking about someone else selling overpriced comfort food?

Collards are a designer vegetable?

neiman marcus, where the 1% can pay 500% to eat like the 99%.

Meteor 2016, I think we’re ready for you.

“save scum your babies”

At least we don’t have to initiate a conversation with the barista about race

Pro-choice means that I support women’s choices about: having or not having children, having or not having sexual intercourse which could lead to pregnancy, with whom women choose to have any forms of sex (including but not limited to sexual intercourse that could lead to pregnancy), how to give birth or avoid having…

I have no spawn, and I have no interest in procreating. There’s a high likelihood that we’ll have some sort of spawn within the next couple of years, either due to a friend’s illness (we become her kids’ guardians) or fostering/adopting.

So much this. I moved to a fairly new city almost 3 years ago and one of my friends there introduced me to her friend group. We were having lunches every 2 months, until she eventually got pregnant and gave birth and now I’m not seeing her at all because it seems we no longer have anything in common... most of the…

Curse our new tolerant culture! I thought I could get away with being unmarried and child free as a gay man, but everyone is too open minded now.

I appreciate the fact that she’s not one of those “you don’t know love until you have a child” type of parent.

I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…

Real bravery is stealing someone else’s children.

No, that’d be stupid. The kid spends his Sundays at a bar.

THEN WHY DON’T YOU MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER A COSTUME, ERICK?!?!

+1 Indian giver

At least this gives me an idea for next year’s costume - Sexy Instagram Apology For Offensive Costume.