My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁

Oh no! His takes! They’re too hot!

Holy shit, check out the comment history on Edgy McLadyhater over here.

Something tells me you have very stringent opinions about ethics in gaming journalism.

You and I both know you were the most fun person at that wedding.

I’ve got Russian genes and I’m nearly 6 foot. We can debate your science while I pat your back as you retch, honey.

Shhhhhh don’t tell him sometimes women are TALLER than men. And older!

Son, work on your trolling game.

His best role was his turn in:

*tour guide voice*

I won’t admit that since it’s not true. Also: Why does it matter to you?

That’s because dealing with men makes us need to fucking drink. The closer we get to equality, the more contact we have to have with male deplorables, the drunker we need to get every weekend.

Which issue of Readers Digest did you get that tidbit from, Gramps?

I always knew we’d catch up.

Congrats to us!

Pretty solid .500 on jokes so far.

when it’s socially acceptable for women to do fun stuff they’ll do fun stuff

Yeah, bitches only have to drink 77% as much alcohol to get as drunk as a Man.

I bet you’re fun at parties.