Roses are red

Haiku thread!

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break,” Trump said at one point.

There’s going to be an overweight woman who begins a question with “I’ve been at the same minimum wage job for 5 years, and I was really offended when you said”

“My new jobs program will also be my plan for solving the problem of student debt! When I’m president, every college student can choose the regular student loans, which are for losers, or they can go to my new program - they can sign up with a company, maybe Trump Tower, which is a great place, we have the best…

No. Listen, if this was a guy people would be calling for lengthy prison time, and rightfully so. Same thing for her. Unless she was delusional she knew children under 1 are not supposed to live on just fruit and nuts.

It’s been said before, and it’ll be said again, but leave your children (ESPECIALLY TODDLERS/INFANTS) out of your whackado dietary choices. Seriously, dafuq is wrong with these people?

You are sick and twisted and I love it.

Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

If you send things back multiple times at your OWN restaurant it gives the people you’re with the impression that the food is not good. The very people you are trying to impress.

Who the fuck is such an asshole that he sends back fries?

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

She looks like she contoured her nose clean off her face.

Agree. Also, can the talking heads stop with “pages leaked from Trump’s 1995 tax returns suggested that he might have avoided paying federal income taxes for 18 years.” 

That neanderthal hairline. His appearance screams “not-too-bright.” And that is the exact opposite of smizing.

IRL Beavis and Butthead

No, let’s talk about it. He makes my lady bits wither and dry up. Simultaneously, I also want to shit and vomit looking at him.

Mark Schrayber is the only white Mulan I would accept.