What I want to know is if Marcia Clark died in 1995, and various character actresses have been portraying her ever since.

What I want to know is if she and Christopher Darden banged.

It’s funny because they didn’t exist in 1825.

So what do you expect to happen to the poor when there is no welfare and no jobs?

How does your smug not smother you in your sleep?

And yet here you are.....commenting on Jezebel.

Clearly praising women for anything is just a feminist conspiracy. We get it. You think women are scum.

Oh, you’re one of those morons who believes that if bad or unfair things happens to white people then it nullifies all racism.

Are you fucking serious? That literally happens to fat women, you know. But clearly you’re the victim here!

What’s hilarious is fat women are literally shamed, sometimes into being afraid to go out in public, and she’s basically co-opting their actual problems.

Except there are documented cases of black men being brutally beaten by police even when they weren’t resisting.

So a handshake is intimidation now?

Oops. Baby wasn’t Italian! Still, point is Vegan diets can be dangerous to children.

The problem is there are a lot of parents in Italy who aren’t getting their kids those nutrients. For example, a 6 week old baby died because his parents fed him nothing but soy milk and apple juice. http://www.nbcnews.com/id/18574603/ns…

I LOLed way too hard at this.

I’m sorry. That really sucks.

Oh my god. How horrible. Have you tried emailing tips@jezebel.com?

So you’re basically saying there’s no justification for shooting a black person ever?

No one dismissed your comment. I just saw it.

They are the Top 5 Miss Teen USA pics for the year.