Minneapolis, for one, isn’t bland.

I love that somebody used Clinton Portis as an exaggeration of what an opponent was like. “And we make their wideouts look like Peerless Price.”

Who knew Steak N Shake had patio seating!?

Looks like every other bland midwestern city I’ve ever been to. Had you not said it’s Indy, I would have guessed Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

These reader submissions were blander than the state of Indiana.

We make the playoffs, normally avoid Wild Card weekend, then get demolished by the same team(s) every year (rhymes with Schmew Schmengland and Schmittsburgh) because you know, they get themselves ready to win a Super Bowl.