I succeeded at watching the first one, found it almost entirely unrewarding apart from a few memorable moments of splatstick and the central performance by clown dude. Too long and meandering to be grand guignol, too incoherent to convincingly do anything else.

Burton’s first go is the only Batman movie worth my time.

It was funny when someone re-edited the scene so the hug goes on for an uncomfortably long time, but no one was chuckling when I saw it

The first Terrifier is one of the most worthless films I’ve ever seen. And I say this as that miserable asshole who came out of A Serbian Film like “makes you think”.

Told my partner about Bros and he was really interested in seeing it…until I told him it wasn’t streaming anywhere. If it still looks fun by the time it comes to home media then we’ll watch.

Jason Momoa as Jesus Christ

What an unforgivably tedious comment

The “film festival no one cares about” is literally one of the biggest film fests in North America.

Okay but…*why*, though?

There needs to be like a 20-year moratorium on covering Hallelujah for any purpose. It’s a breakup song about someone Cohen used to get off hard with, ffs

“Normal” human persons don't direct movies.

Sooooo, no experience at all then. Bye.

Cary Elwes pretending to be a loving father is the most frightening moment in the whole series if not cinematic history

Yup. From the moment I found out it’s an exclusive Prey’s dead to me. Too bad, it looks extremely interesting otherwise.

To be fair, it’s a legitimate question. A Star is Born was punishingly bad, and as producer/director/writer/lead actor it's all pretty much down to little Bradley Cooper and his titanic ego.

I have no idea who any of them are cosplaying as. None. But they are clearly having a great time looking—and let’s be honest with ourselves here—absolutely fiercely fucking fabulous. Good work!

Supermannequin.

SUPER.