This just makes me wish Korgoth Of Barbaira took off instead.

Moving the goalposts now. How droll.

I've been using the internet for at least a decade so it's very likely I would have happen by at least one of the new stories of the DHS taking up an investigation if it was reported they were doing one.

I will say again because you're not reading it for some reason:

Yes, I've watched and read the news for years. This is the first time DHS has publicly announced they are actually taking a theft of a private citizen's information this seriously.

I didn't want to open that wound, they even want to be rid of him.

Those guys just about disappeared after one song as far as I know.

While this movie doesn't really seem like my kind of thing, I have to give the man lots of credit for taking what some would consider a completely stupid idea and making something many people are saying ended up really good.

There's actually one really, really good reason:
Nickleback.

So, here is the source of my misunderstanding, and maybe you can help me. What I don't understand is how you do know that DHS is "suddenly" jumping into the cyber crime game?
This is the first time they've announced they're actually concerned about the problem. Which for a government agency, usually means it's the…

I never kept up with the game's claims, I was mostly just asking people what the game was even about up until its release because no one could seem to answer that question.

So… Uh…
Yeah, this happened. I don't know anymore. I just don't.

I heard about the ending, (you're all right, it's absolutely trash) but never knew the entire rest of the series didn't hold it together too well.

Apparently I stopped at the best possible time. I watched the first season, but couldn't find time for the others.

I went on to explain the limitations of software are why procedural generation isn't a choice good to replace level design didn't I? I can't even remember now.

Um, first of all, I don't take orders from you.
What's the matter, your crystal ball not working now?

What I don't believe is that someone schmo off the street the news could
have a full and accurate picture of every investigation that is going
on at the federal level.

Believe it or not, "nobodies" do sometimes make the news and tell people they tried to find help for something but couldn't get any.

Never saw the original.

Like any tool, it only works if you use it properly. Otherwise you end up with a hack-job.