Listen, bub. You couldn't hold a candle to MPC on your best day. So why don't you shamble off back down to your hovel and leave popularity to the professionals.

Dear GETOUT. Just fucking run. Run fast, run far, never look back.

I'm a virgin and I've been called a slut, so it seems 'how much sex' is literally 'none'.

I'm very excited about this.

Look, buddy. You've been blackballed from the Social Justice Collective for weeks now. Stop trying to hang out with us, stop telling people you're affiliated with us, just let it go.

You're useless.

I have no respect for you or anything you attempt in life.

I called Imaginary Child Protective Services.

That guy's a dick.

The world would be a better place if this comment section never existed.

You suck. Badly.

That might be, legitimately, the three douchiest sentences that have ever been written in junction with each other.

Ey, I don't say this lightly, but you're smelly MRA scum and your avatar look stupid. I know what you're thinking, isn't scum inherently smelly? But I gots to say, you have an entirely distinct and terrible odour issue as well as general scum smell, fused into one truly nauseating olfactory package that offends even a…

It's like this, see. Say someone needs someone else insulted and doesn't want to bring their own name into things. That's what enterprising folks like myself calls a business opportunity. What I'm saying is I'm just the middleman in this here arrangement.

You're a weird smelly loser and probably a pervert. But the impotent kind, not the happy fulfilled kind. Also your avatar looks stupid and your lady friend is probably banging like twenty dudes right now.

*turns on episode of Scandal*

Did anyone consider going to Waller? She sure as shit would not be OK with a bioweapon she has personal experience with being used on American soil, and she has that army with guns and everything.