Go. Then come home, eat more bacon, get in jammies and press Play. :) Where’s that “Why not both?” image when I need it?

Hilarious.

I love you.

No war ON women? Right.... Because EVERY single other encounter with a female/regarding a female is civil, ethical, respectful, lawful and always morally above-board or question.

Hottttt

I freaking LOVED the aliens. Even when I realized they looked like store-bought hamburger meat.

Please say you need a roommate?

3? What, one for ever h— Oh, I see. hehe ;)

OMG.. heh.. I actually know someone who believes every one of those things.... :/

Band shirts are out?? What the hell, man. What the hell. *sniffsniff* :(

omg. I slapped my knee. Good grief, I’m turning into my grandmother when she laughs... Worth it, though.

That was such a good sho...uh, story. :/

It is awful. And I hope this situation is er, quickly resolved? ... But OMG, that was a nice belly laugh. And I pray that man has a side job as manager of a club or somethin’. It’s too good to waste.

CATCH HER IN THE LADIES ROOM.

o.O I’d answer you but I’m still stuck on whether your name is fighting polish as in the country (capital P?) or if it’s fighting polish as in my fucking manicure needs some upkeep pronto...

YES! What you said, exactly. I am thoroughly devastated. Just the other day after hearing Blake & Miranda’s split news, I thought to myself, “Well, at least Gwen & Gavin are still together.” UGH. Remember, didn’t they have TWO weddings? One here and one over somewheres else? She either had two or three dresses. And…

*Only starring this because I need the exact same damn advice...

Oh... Oh, my yes. Right fucking there with you on that one :/

Eco-conscious. :)

I don’t know, hun. Why don’t you ask his “ex”....