She did it. Holy shit, she did it. YAY.

#strippername

Because YUM.

:/ This is “Defensive Medicine” but for academia...

That last sentence says the most. :(

Yes and yes.

That’s probably on the “business” card he slides to uninterested females...

I agree with you and honestly, I’m a little confused about all the guilt that’s been mentioned... Wtf, people? We’re adults, and under the GIANT umbrella of the gospel To Each, Their Own, it has to be said that I believe I am/we are forever in the debt of all feminsts/ism because of the choice to own what I/we like.…

You are not alone.

Question: If ALL the kid’s ever known has been the experience on a leash and presuming the kid’s still alive and safe, then how would it subliminally affect the kid, especially in a negative sense?

What the actual fuck... Hello, Child Protective Services?! You are urgently needed in Arkansas! ...I have nothing more but pain and rage at this...

I once heard a comic comment on the new line of Self-Adhering Stamps when they first came out. Apparently no longer licking the glue on the back was a huge advancement, given the age of the post office. He said, “Congratulations, USPS! ..After X-amount of years of trying, you’ve just invented the sticker.”

Absentmindedly chews on the end of his glasses.

Light = Train.

DO NOT BE THE *ONLY* DRIVER FROM D.C. TO TULSA IN A U-HAUL THE WEEK OF YOUR PERIOD IN DECEMBER WHEN THERE IS A BLIZZARD IN VIRGINIA AND TORNADO WARNINGS IN TENNESSEE.

YAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

^Agreed.

Clever! I may steal that thought.

Right there with you on that struggle. Also, RIP books but hurray for less clutter? :/

All the love for you...<3