There’s room enough for an air conditioner underneath. She’s good.

Frank Gehry in red. Gorgeous....

Nope, you’re right. Something about red and being renamed from Chinese Whispers to something else.

Oh, but see, they aren’t humans. They’re celebrities. Totally different species.

Ya’ll are all wrong. About Bey’s dress. About Kris’s face. And here’s proof.

*tilts head* What do her nails say? Also, apparently I totally missed that she cut her hair.

^Rihanna’s outfit for 2016.

Forty-nine and one half will be of Kim K and/or her ass.

Don’t know why you’re disowned. Sound pretty ok to me! Awesome charity work/event.

Convinced me.

Sending you all the internet love & good thoughts. Tears can be a great release though I’d gently remind that you cannot see/spend time with/make the last lasting memories with your kitteh if your eyes are obscured with tears... Many people have learned this the hard way. Cherish the time you have together so that you…

If you don’t trust your memory 100%, write what you do remember down on paper. Sometimes that unleashes other important details to be noted. Sometimes it just helps release the hell from your system. Write it down.

Coatimundi all the way.

Just mute it. Besides, he will forever and always be Heathcliff, anyway.

That human being is just too fucking hot. God.

OMG, I almost did that with is fucking special brand of olives. Instead I froze and stared at them for a few moments, lip quivering, until someone else’s cart came up the aisle behind me.

Haven’t you ever seen Nemo? Fish is probably hanging out with awesome turtles and whales, touring the entire globe now he’s outside of that crummy bowl. Omar set him free.

Food revenge, ftw. In high school, my loyal cousin & I covered my ex’s entire front lawn in the middle of the night with cheese popcorn. Grass, drive way, porch, inside the mail box, all of it, from fence to fence. He’d broken up with me that morning “as a favor” because he was leaving for the Air Force the very next…

My hero.

Hot glue (Beanie + Michael’s giftcard) = This