What we did (in order that we didn’t get our vehicle smashed or tires slit) is anonymously and calmly videotaped the floor/ceiling shudder and the clock face on the wall showing all hours and all of their noise. For days. So there was an obvious pattern. Also, we got a large paper grocery bag, filled it with as many…

Omg, jeans and heat and hiking is a HARD lesson to learn. But, once you have, you will never, ever forget it.

It’s not weird that I recognize some of those by brand, right? #toeachtheirown

What were the 36 titles? :)

Miracle Gwendolyn Quinn Gracelynn, the First.

That book still creeps me out twenty years later.

“The Story of YourBaby’sNameHere” by Some Author Somewhere, inside a tote with their initials.

1. You are awesome.
   

LOL Can you imagine? Ha.

10101010101000111000101101000000011110110101010111

Talk dirty to me.

“Drinking Orbitz, listening to No Doubt and going to the movies to see The Craft”

...but what, do it peacefully? Wtf.

With toast.

Absolutely in agreement.

“Naturally, Raunigk’s story will be filmed for a documentary.”

Parent is a verb, not just a noun.

Kid was dropped, not raised.

Considering what puberty does, he wasn’t exactly lying.

What if the guy was just returning from the restroom, saw his kid drop and immediately jumped over to help? It didn’t say that the father was absolutely fine with the mother’s decision to do what she did. Maybe he found out when everyone else did. Point is, it doesn’t appear right now that he is guilty or at least as…