"The worst that can happen is you will have some fun, meet new people. learn something, or help people, and it makes you a more interesting person."

Mortal Kardashian.

So, does Pepsi cause tangles or something? Does Sprite give extra shine? Why aren't these on the shelves at Sally Hansen Beauty Supply!

Key difference is videos you can put on Mute.

I didn't see it written here so let me just say "Thank you." What you and others do in your sphere of influence does have value and matters. A lot. :)

Um, but you do. You totally do.

But that's logical and rational. What are you thinking?! :(

Maybe time to turn up the gaslight. :)

What am I missing here?

Yes, there are. Spoken from the heart of the Bible Belt.

Nope, you're not.

Oh, right. Yum.

Given that everything is recycled, wouldn't that be some form of cannibalism?

One of the best comments on the internet, ever.

Want.

I had those!

Vampires?

YES. Sorry, ahem. Yes, yes you should, if for no other reason than badass Cookie Lyon exists on the screen and in hearts across the world.

I'm so so sorry for your double loss. :(

Wow. I knew I wasn't the only one but I'd never heard anybody else explain it just that way. Those "If This, Then That" thoughts are like that stupid "Whack-A-Mole" game at the fair. Pop up out of nowhere, uninvited and with no purpose. I think the struggle ebbs and flows. The thing that has helped me the most these…