Years ago I had a teacher who was fond of saying, "A circle is round." :/

*So glad I'm not a royal subject. lol

He's too cute. I had to poke fun. :)

I noticed those right off, too. As a forever non-mommy, is that just natural or rosacea or baby acne or is this rosy cheerful kid part elf??

Good luck! Send postcards! lol

Well, Ross, didn't they bring YOU one? #ungrateful

#PrettyMuchInTheSameBoat :/

Very well said. I'm working on this, too.

Or where you aren't, ever, AT ALL and she is completely unprepared mentally/emotionally/financially plus in an abusive relationship but, surprise! Yay, we're preggo, ain't it great? And the rest of the coworkers rush immediately into OMG BABY-mode, meanwhile you are just cringing internally from head to toe at the…

Any way you could politely take this above her head at work as in inquiring earnestly about repairing/replacing the equipment to get back to better/more productive/cost-effective work flow? Pointing out how it's costing you/the office/mgmt Time which equals Money will sometimes inspire people to just spend some Money…

Well shit, indeed. I'm screwed. :/

"DreeEeeEeeEeaam, Dream, Dream, DreaMmm... DreeEeeEeamm..." Of a flat butt.

Rule 69* :D

Forgot fairies. :(

We all know it was Harry. Come on, now...

Incredibles 2: Edna's Closet :D

Yeah. My theory is that it's somehow strung up into the cat ears headband.

Um, so are babies. Their skull bones don't fuse for a good while after birth.

That pacifier doesn't help that much... #dentalproblems

So true. *HUGSHUGS* :)