That IS a family christmas photo...just of another species. ;)

"Give" pronounced "Jeeves."

Snorts & tears almost killed me. Thanks a lot. :D

I want that on a t-shirt. Also, they would have the CUTEST prince & princess babies ever. #globalmonarchy

What 20something oilfield guy eats bananas? Does Chiquita come in Pizza & Ranch flavors now?

I would wholeheartedly invest in that venture.

I doubt this is really long term... Most oil folk I know around the Gulf are 6 mos onshore, 6 mos off. So basically by next summer, she'd be homeless again anyway.

A) Standards. ;)

Jalapeno Kettle chips ftw

LOL My cousin told me he mows his yard in shorts on Christmas.

Wait, you don't? :P

...that needs to be sanitized by one of those crime clean-up crews or just set ablaze to roast those marshmallows for his "coco." ...Wouldn't it be hilarious if someone responded to him and her name was Coco? I'm over-thinking this. ..

Either A) His ex did the apartment before she bailed or, B) His mom did it in the hopes of getting him off her couch and pawning him off on a younger woman.

Well, golly gee, that's not entitlement because look! He's willing to barter! *massive eyeroll*

Hehe. I have yet to do my tree so, you got me there but, I meant the "disappointment" quota. Mine's probably to my roof by now. :/

You got some catchin' up to do.

As much as I am totally on their side, THAT was funny. :)

Ok...I'm just forever stuck on "Tristan" hair. ;)

I don't see it, myself... Maybe?

So much this.