Cool.

Where are all the sedan purists this morning to come and say that this isn’t a sedan ?

Let’s get him to take out a Camry V6 and see how it does.

Its a UAV with 5g spreading coronavirus so that Trump won’t get elected so the Democrats and libs can continue to practice pedophilia with Jared in the basements of Subway restaurants. Something something lizard people, something something flat Earth.

“I know what I have!”

This is a good point. If you expect to get top dollar for your broken car, you can at least be nice. 

“dont waste my time with your stupid questions, just come and give me the money I want for my 30 year old car described as mint, but which obviously isn't". I am just flabbergasted that sellers, who presumably want to sell what they are listing, have this attitude so often.  I don't think the price is too far out of…

Oh sure. I’m definitely not enthused about sitting in front of a 30 year old airbag, but I think it’s funny he lists the light as the issue.

“Also air bag light needs to be serviced”

Yeah, it looks all funny with the equations and such, but it’s not really that complicated if you actually read it. While I don’t dispute your general premise, I don’t see anything in this example that is egregious - for safety’s sake no one wants a racing series that says “F*** it, just load that 20 gallons of fuel wi…

There are stock unmodified civics running 8s? Damn, mine must have been a lemon. 

Drive that to the grocery store and tell me it’s the same thing. 

Please submit your resume. 

I saw the rear 3/4 view and was all:

DAAAAAAAMN, look at that acceleration squat!

Seems a bit high.

420 is perfect. It’s just enough to stir the pot. Plenty to turn you tires into a puff a smoke and to land you in the weeds. Enough to get you real messed up, but you would stillbe able to put your foot down without bonging into a wall. If you show up at cars and coffee with 420, you might be the envy of the joint.…

The 2018 Toyota Camry has 301 horsepower.

The Camry.

This is a great article and why I love Jalopnik. I would enjoy a “Cars of the movie” series of articles and a tie-in to the main characters. Fast and Furious, Dazed and Confused, the possibilities are endless.