PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MY SCORTCHING TAEK!!1!

for people who mostly credit belichick and his system - remember that we had a control for this experiment in '08 with matt cassell. the guy who weirdly is 64th all-time in passer rating so he's really not that bad:

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass_r…

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

I'm trying to remember which part of the First Amendment says that a professional football player can interfere with the freedom of the press.

So they designed this special tool and installed it in a bathroom so that when they are caught and the NFL reviews security tapes they are able to say, "he was only in there for 90 seconds, couldn't have had the time" when in fact they were thinking ahead with their super fast ball deflater machine for just this…

Colts punt returner Josh Cribbs became skeptical when he noticed that the ball that bounced off his facemask against the Patriots didn't hurt as much as the one that bounced off his facemask against the Broncos the previous week.

This is a hot take on Drew's take on hot takes. I lurrrv it.

I don't see how "running up the score whenever they can" is a bad thing to say about a professional sports team. All it means to me is that they would have won the game the Packers lost.

"We shall come over."

He hasn't even re-read it once!

That arm motion is called The Heliflopter

Now tell us about the part where you rode the bike together

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Thanks for #11! I haven't had a good laugh like that since December 5, 2013.

This whole endeavor reminds me of something my grandmother used to tell me when I was a baby: "Sweetheart," she'd whisper, "no Clay Travis, no fucking worst sports writing list!"

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

On Wednesday, March 3, 1993, a truly terrible 76ers team traveled to Phoenix to take on the Suns

My guess is that he is doing so to make the picture seem more impromptu. Gronk is posing, and bieber, by seemingly adjusting his hat or scratching his head, appears to be the one not posing, thereby making himself seem the bigger, more aloof star. In the picture that results, it will appear that Gronk was the one…

Some ref you were, Samer. There were like, 22 flags on that play.

Presto Flo: Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my hat...