So Robert Kraft went to a seedy massage parlor in a Florida strip mall at 11 a.m. that Sunday, then presumably got on his private plane and flew to Kansas City, where he watched the NFL team he owns punch a ticket to the Super Bowl.

You know Wahlberg is signing on as Edelman

Brett Favre meanwhile is being referred to as “Male 3 1/2.”

...with Greg Kinnear as Tom Brady

Christian Bale IS Robert Kraft in MALE13, in theaters hopefully never

Any owner worth his salt knows the value of a savory veteran presence in the locker room.

I know some women who could use some tips from her.

In Soviet Russia, Wang touches you

At approximately 1102 hrs, Wang began touching and rubbing Male 13

Only an old billionaire goes to a rub and tug to get doubled up on by two women over the age of 45.

And he took his socks off! That’s a deep level of trust from an elderly man.

He was wearing a New York Giants cap and signed in under the name “John Mara.”

January 20, 2019 was the same day that the Patriots beat the Chiefs to win the AFC Championship. So Robert Kraft went to a seedy massage parlor in a Florida strip mall at 11:00 a.m. that Sunday

BRADY: Just want to say this is for all the haters who thought I was too old, you know, couldn’t get up anymore or finish the job.

Wang

“at least one other unidentifiable bill”

Dibs on “Male 13's White Towel” for 2019 fantasy team name.

They lost to Drake? Draaaaaake ?!