UNC has vowed to the NCAA that they will look at how a smarter school does institutional control and they’ll copy it.

Mediocre minds think alike.

Dwight Howard: Ha-ha! Yeah, I found this backstage, an over-sized hat. It’s funny.

Samer Kalaf: No, it’s not!

Dwight Howard: Sure it is. It’s funny. It’s funny because it’s ah, bigger than, ah.. [ clears throat ] ..you know, a normal hat.

I tracked the dad down and asked him about it. Every day, he told me, the counselors promised that Iverson would be there the next day, so bring their gear for him to autograph. And every day, Iverson blew it off; come to find out, even the counselors hadn’t spoken to him in weeks.

• Iverson never bothered to work out as a pro and sometimes ate four hot dogs in a row before taking the court. (Actually, I kind of like him for this.)

What does the other Jags fan think?

Sometimes I like this site, and sometimes I just wanna punch the lot of you in the throat...

‘Only the saddest degenerates would waste a Sunday morning this October watching a Bills-Jaguars game emanating from London’

Aww, let him sleep. Dude is obviously exhausted from constantly traveling.

Harden is still hitting 3’s in the offseason.

He has no defense against this picture being taken.

Her shirt is perfect. In this country, we love to surveil people without their consent.

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

“Empty” is not the same as “open,” Roger.

Which one isn’t?

When I was in middle school, I had a serious phobia about taking a shit in public places, and school was the worst.

When I was in middle school, I had a serious phobia about taking a shit in public places, and school was the worst. I would often hold a shit all day and try to make it home so that I wouldn’t have to use the boys’ room at school.

Josh:

Southerners confusing being slow with “enjoying life” or “not being in such a big hurry” is the one that really jumps out. I once purchased two items from an antique shop in Tennessee and the checkout process took more than 30 minutes. They had to wrap the stuff, bag it, calculate the price on one of those noisy…

That's not Westbrook, that's Eazy-E's ghost. I can tell because he's glowing... with AIDS.