it’s what you drink when you’re trying to cut carbs

Marcus Lattimore’s second ACL tear (against Tennessee) never happens

Tony Tarasco catches the ball and we never find out who Jeffrey Maier is

You can take solace in the fact that those are the parts of Virginia that everyone else is embarrassed of as well.

"I'd like to order a large sausage pizza directly to my asshole, remember to send extra sausage and your cutest delivery boy."

When did Peter King get his new gig at the elementary school?

I went to South Carolina and feel that Frank Martin should be mentioned here. I know his notoriety and fame are not on par with K or Cal, but the guy does all the screaming and pointless Whiplash-teaching of Bobby Knight with none of the winning (hasn't even made the NIT). He regularly makes an ass of himself any time…

Alright everyone I somehow figured out how to get around my company's software policies and have installed Ad Block Plus. Thank (most of) you for the advice. Take that, Bank of America or whoever those (clearly ineffective) ads were for!

Nobody asked me to pay for the content without ads, which I would probably do for a reasonable price. Smarm is the reason the internet sucks.

Nobody asked me to pay for the content without ads, which I would probably do for a reasonable price. Smarm is the reason the internet sucks.

my office computer won't let me install adblock :(

I got to watch an ad to open the post AND an ad to watch the clip! Double fun!

Nice of you to stop by, Vinny.

Looks like a nice neighborhood! Google Street View doesn't work in there and it's on a golf course, might be a gated community.

I've honestly never laughed at a Deadspin post more than this one. Bravo, folks.

"Football his face" is the new "cunt punt"

But they won't tell us how Janay Rice feels about it.

Are we sure this isn't Block Fort from Mario Kart?

I lived there when I was too young to remember and my mom always tells me how one of my favorite thing to say as a Terrible Two was "get me outta minnesota!"

Nope, paid like $90 million to make it go away. The perks of being a billionaire...