it really captures the spirit of the list.

The only 30 rack you can get in South Carolina! Plus, the cans are purple for quick heating! The #1 beer of pledges who do not realize they will soon be hazed for trying to bring Beer 30 to a frat party.

Shawn Springs, maybe? Yeah you're probably better off just getting a t-shirt.

They're the Red Sox Pinkhats of the NFL.

Oh I've been to one. I tried not to make eye contact with anybody or look at their bodies for too long. It's like watching football at America's scariest biker bar.

You are not part of the team, you paid $150 (or whatever the jersey costs) plus the price of admission to get drunk and watch other people be part of the team in a deafening outdoor screamhole.

Kids aside, it's problematic enough for a grown person to wear any jersey, let alone one that costs $150, is ugly as shit and doesn't even support a specific player (and the Seahawks have many fun ones to choose from, as evidenced by several of the other guys on that list).

Can anyone please explain to me why the #12 Fan jersey is not the most obnoxious/terrible thing an NFL fan can wear? The Packers "owner" gear might be in the running as well.

I'll be honest, I was paycheck-to-paycheck, or close to it, from 2009-earlier this year (first 5 years out of college). This was somewhat expected, as I've lived in NYC since 2010, but I didn't really break out of it until I got a pretty substantial raise back in March. The biggest spending mistake I made repeatedly…

Front Office Jam, starring Michael Jordan, Larry Bird and James Dolan as Elmer Fudd

Gonna have to fap left handed for a couple weeks. Godspeed.

if each "page" is just an iphone screen worth of texts, that's not very much.

You forgot the Oddibe McDowell Memorial "This is so Stupid" tag

Oscar Robertson is still alive.

ohnoyoudiint

I think Dan Bilzerian is on pace to break the Mile High Club record. He's 33 and seems to be on a private jet with a harem at least twice a week.

Minnesota people will be nice to you (to your face only) so it should be a fun trip

whatever lacrosse* team

and many others are now driving trucks.

ahhhhh gotchya. sorry to get all testy before 10am