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It was a pantheon moment that belongs on the wine cellar team of douchey announcers. It will be underrated until we start overrating it, but it will eventually be properly rated. Relatedly, the Heat fans started leaving early because they remember what it was like when Hurricane Andrew hit and they hadn't left in

I really wanted that to end with a pool dunk.

Sadly, I think the most overused one is now Jalen Rose. His opinions used to be a breath of fresh air and I used to think he was funny, now he feels like he's about schtick. Same goes for Bill Simmons, though that ship sailed long ago.

then what was your point?

So Donald Sterling's donations to the NAACP make all his racist bullshit excusable too?

Thanks for yet another blog post about how 50 isn't good anymore, Grantland.

Sideshow Bob

that was awesome.

What kinda animal even uses blue?

Agreed re: Sage. Any ANYTHING is better than Wilbon patronizing the audience and referring to Magic as Earvin the entire time just to make sure everyone knows they know each other while they sit at the same table talking into the same cameras.

Top of the Rock at Rockefeller Center is the better deal. It's $29 to go to the top deck and, I think, a better view (midtown + ESB + Central park + rivers and whatnot)

The guy should have known not to take his jacket out on Leap Day. Nothing that happens on Leap Day counts. Real life is for March!

You're aware that Jay Z's ownership stake was something like one 15th of one percent, right? Meanwhile, Donald Sterling and Rich DeVos, actual bigoted assholes who have done some seedy (at best) things, are the majority owners of their teams.

Yes, 256 of the thousands and thousands of college players getting picked each year for a job with a 3.5 year average career length completely justifies not paying the players. Numbers are hard.

Do you drive on the left side of the field (pitch?) there?

cool story bro

One cider? Sure. More than one? Too sugary, straight to the bathroom.

the best college lax programs are basically a few Ivy's plus UVA, Georgetown, John's Hopkins, Duke, Notre Dame and UNC. With a few extra exceptions (even Maryland is a decent school), there's a pretty clear prep school lax-to-Wall Street pipeline.

It's called Wall Street.