"But wrestling is fake and stupid"

oh I certainly meant Red Sox, and I really hope they get that figured out, maybe by putting Jackie Bradley out there (in addition to being a masshole I'm also a gamecock and he's a campus legend down there)

ok! Also, I respect that you're willing to mix it up in the comments section

"I'll watch sports and drink beer wherever the fuck I want." - everyone

you must be new around these parts.