He was just pissed off when he did that, so it should be ok.

I suggest that if van Aert hadn’t had such bad mechanical luck at Paris-Roubaix, he would have easily been on the podium. In that race he rode someone’s bix at full gas for 60 minutes to catch back up to the leaders before being exhausted and ridden off.

He needed his dad’s head. What was he supposed to do? And funeral homes make such a big deal about customer service and loved ones! Personally, I would have given it to him and see how long it took him to start eating...

You figured that out? Amazing.

When women have too much alcohol, they are almost as bad as men. (Fewer murders is the only distinction.)

There is nothing very glorious about this country’s history. Beat some Nazis at the last minute, and that’s about it.

Highlight of my Stanley Cup experience was seeing Bettman booed—and in Boston! A quick visit to the massage parlor will win back that respect.

How come the racing industry can kill a horse a week, and nothing happens, but I can go to jail if I call my cat an asshole?

A St. Louis defining Fan Moment.

But you don’t know what other businesses she is involved in. She might own two dozen half-way houses, or be scamming Medicare, or just doing her old identity theft/credit card fraud.

A lot of bad, hard work went into the writing of this article, and chapeau, I don’t know what you could have done to make it more unreadable.

Trump will admire this, and learn from it.

That Security guy with hair is not a real Security guy, and probably not involved in law enforcement at any level.

Not watching any sports doesn’t get in the way of his knowing everything and yet always being wrong.

That’s Doc Emrick to you, son.

Someone should tell this guy that you shave before the picture is taken.

They love it, sure, but most of them will still be fans without it. It’s not like there’s any kind of shortage of televised violence.

Gun safes are to protect the idiot families of the idiots who have an arsenal of guns in their house, from themselves.

If Pittsburgh had a black player, the Islander fans truly would have made it an evening to remember.

I get it, they’re all in just for the hazing retreats. Does membership in this elite group ensure post-college success in the Texas business world?