Easy on the boy. He’s got a hot mom, but that’s all he’s got to live for. Let him be.

Tell him it’s a bigger rush to shoot the cup while you’re drinking from it.

True, but the Right and Russians have anti-homosexuality in common, and it is probably the strongest emotion any of them have any more.

While you dash across the high school parking lot and lose the race to the cop who was hired to protect you.

75-90 year-old racist Trump-loving demographic have new hope. 5 years ago he was trying to come up with the name of a hot, sexy actress, and decided it was Racquel Welch.

Part of the problem is always the police; the other part of the problem is the white people always calling the police on the black people.

Really dreary response. Gave me a stomach ache reading it over, trying to make sense of it.

$35.00/month until it’s totally repaid.

Stalin for time, until they can Putin a better roster.

I’m guessing the kid didn’t even get the full 360 K. He wouldn’t if I ran the company. Service charges, convenience fees, transaction fees, charges for checking the balance, set-up fees—I’d have that 360 down to about 55K before the ink was dry on the contract.

I kind of wish Ike was still President.

Third baseman not too interested in what’s going on.

Since you’re really stupid, get this: people in cars drive with other cars on the road, and they get killed too. Food for thought.

They should also do away with bartenders.

The people who sit at the glass in hockey games are always the biggest assholes in the rink.

This sounds dickish, but the standards of justice for juveniles are different from those for adult millionaires.

Gronk would have picked up the woman in the wheelchair and run across the goal line. Then he would have spiked her.

Probably the most boring and meaningless story ever published on this site.

I don’t understand why this exists. They kill dogs, run them to death, and they are heroes; I call my cat an”asshole” and I risk jail time.

Hi Greece. Meet your next President.