Her?

Why are your toes superglued together? My household sees trickle down as a legit option when it comes to soap.

Cookie. Where are these cookies? I want a cookie. I was not told about these cookies.

Your body may stabilize, and another factor is that your style may continue to change for a while, also.

This is really, really good advice, with exceptions... Personally I would love to buy quality clothes that would last years, but I’m a trans woman so my shape has been changing since I started transitioning 2 years ago. I had to swap out almost all my “men’s” clothing items for “women’s” clothes. Added to that my body…

He has afflueza.

This is why when they do their cute popups on Fox Sports stating their name and college, they should also name the guy who did their homework for them and got guaranteed honors from the university for doing so.

I don’t know & I don’t know.

When one of the officers was asked if there was a blunt in the car, he replied “No L”.

As someone who is stoned right now, as well as constantly, I absolutely concur.

I thought that was a cute or just a click bait headline, but those men really are fucking stoned out of their gourds

Ah. We started in August. If they hadn't let us out in early June there would have been a mutiny.

I’m so sorry! My birthday was in early June and was often the last day of school. I can’t recall school ever going past that first week.

I’m a June birthday and it never occurred to me to be grateful that I didn’t have to invite everyone from school to my birthday parties. Thank you for the reminder!

Genetically Enhanced Nazi Islamic Extremist?

Also! The first folio will be on tour! It stops in all 50 states, and when it comes to MY state, it will be at the university I work for! My little English major heart is exploding.

You are incredibly gracious. I read a piece today written by the Eric Garner’s daughter. The article's focus was the fact that, despite her grueling efforts to organize and give voice to his murder, the participants simply would not get along. We can't move together with all of this inner divisiveness.

Good job, old sport. You came into a thread about Tyson Fury’s dumb regressive bullshit and you totally slayed him with your own dumb regressive bullshit. Came onto the dude’s own track and outshone him—you’re the Pusha T of dumb regressive poppycocks.*

"Chronic Sciatica" sounds like the best stoner sci-fi movie EVER.