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No, fuck that, we lefties have to stick together.

I think it's fair if your college didn't have that sport. Mine was D-I but had very few major sports.

I never once heard that song at a dance, circa 1997-2005.

Somehow I doubt Charlie Rangel (my rep) would give a shit.

I’d love to! Except I have AIDS oozing out of every one of my syphilis-infested boils.

Homophobic language is always classy and becoming of one’s argument.

Her?

.......are....you...me? Are we BOTH just personas of Roger?

Why did I think Kevin Draper is black?

Can someone please revoke the academic accreditation of the school that passed this guy through to a degree?

I don’t. If they get an actual gay person to write it (just not Rich—each entry would be a 4000-word navelgazing soliloquy about how deep he is), they can bring it back.

Also, FLOTUS has no official power in the administration. It's not like she's missing crucial votes on the White House vegetable garden. If you’re a public figure who’s widely liked, why WOULDN’T you be going on Ellen?

Can you please explain why blunts are called Ls? I’ve wondered since like middle school. Also, why do people smoke blunts? They’re such a waste of weed. Maybe the rent is just too damn high, but I need to make an eighth or a quad stretch for one pay period with daily use and blunts are just not the business for that.

I have no problem with the flag being in a museum. It’s a historical artifact and you can’t erase its significance because of the shitty things it represents. But yeah, that price tag is astronomical and absurd.

I would rather be in a Fiorina-Clinton sandwich than ever consider that Cruz has functioning genitals, and I'm gay.

I mean, we also started after Labor Day so it wasn't like, all school all the time, but it definitely took up almost all June.

In the Northeast, we had school until like, June 20something every year :(.

July birthdays are the shit. No school when you’re a kid, it’s definitely hot enough to go swimming if you want to which makes for an easy party for parents (every year, my friends and I just went to the public pool and had cake after for mine), and you don’t have to invite all the dumbshits from your class who you…

I had to read Ethan Frome in an evening once. It’s only like 100 pages. It was still the hardest thing I’ve had to do for an English class because it’s just such a terrible book. It took me like 6 hours because I couldn’t read more than a paragraph without stopping to think about how much I hated it.