Isn’t it gold mouth? Either way, I want a Kidz Bop “For Free” or NOTHING. “Oh, America, you’re a bridge. I pick flowers and made you rich, how I sing to thee.”

I would like to know how I’m being nasty by expressing concern that, just as you are being dismissive of me, your colleagues might be as well. I’m writing to them right now and hopefully they will actually take inventory of what I say and respond like grownups rather than continue to call me names.

I don’t really know where I was trolling, but okay. Apologies if you were upset by my comment about Leslie Horn, but really, what’s going to be different if I submit that message to the email address you provided without that line in it? You’re still not addressing any of the concerns I raised and dismissing all of my…

If all the same rules apply, why was this post (and pretty much every other post on this “Adequate Man” site) written to erase non-heterosexual men? Is it because gay men are stereotypically more “adequate” (whatever that means; apparently 80% of male adequacy hinges on whatever Leslie Horn thinks) or is it because…

What if you’re buying flowers for another man? I know next to nothing about them other than that they look nice, but would eventually like to send a fella a bouquet if he strikes my fancy. Or is it just assumed that since men are so stupid and inadequate that he’ll just end up throwing them out because he won’t know…

It doesn’t take listening to garbage like Dan “as long as you’re white, not trans, not fat, and firmly align yourself as either straight or gay despite what sexual behavior you might actually enjoy” Savage to know that monogamy isn’t for everyone.

But you might get sent to a universe where Trump is the most progressive candidate, so...

When you guys have jacked up the cost of living and stagnated wages to where a 20% down payment for a 1BR apartment in a safe city is about $40-50K, that’s when people stopped saving. Because they wouldn’t be able to eat otherwise.

Editors seem to make great money in Boulder. Looks like there’s more calling me to live there than affordable housing and all the best legal things in the world.

Kyocera? You might actually *be* my mom. Please send money if you can, thanks.

She refuses to be part of a plan because she's afraid that, despite being with the same carrier for the past 12 years, she's going to want to leave and have to pay the fee. I've given up trying to change her mind. She doesn't use it for anything besides texts and occasional calls so it's NBD but it's just so bizarre.

Hi mom!

Now you have.

I can't tell if you're trolling or not but yes, it's a common stereotype that didn't get any better when Sprint acquired Nextel.

Cool. When I had AT&T I never had more than one or two bars of service anywhere and my calls dropped all the time, so there wasn’t much point in any cost savings.

Yuk yuk. I didn’t come to Sprint easily because I had heard such shitty things, but I get much better service than I did on Verizon. Customer service is terrible, but what phone company gives good service? Sprint is just fine and most of the time I think people who decry it are just being coded racists because of the…

Just as good as the other identical companies except with unlimited data?

Sprint is fine. I’ve been a customer of Sprint, AT&T/Cingular, Verizon, and Virgin Mobile and Sprint provides me with the widest range of service of all of them; AT&T/Cingular and Verizon were more powerful but almost every house I went into was a dead zone. I pay $50 for unlimited everything (a huge boon because I…

Latchkey kids FTW!

Okay, werk.