Except 98% of Reddit’s headlines don’t have the words “big dick” in them, so I can read them at work.

Seriously. I use it to talk about RuPaul’s Drag Race and look at pictures of the Pacific Northwest. You have to elect to click on the toxic stuff. Just don’t do it. There’s no societal pressures forcing you to look at upskirts or something.

Has Leitch ever actually liked a movie? He seems to harshly review everything in hopes that it'll make him seem more discerning. All it does it make him sound like an asshole.

Unfortunately, the worst, most abjectly disrespectful comments I heard about Sulkowicz came from female administrators at Columbia. That's not entirely related, but it still blows my mind to have heard some of the careless comments they made about her and her project. Maybe they thought I would sympathize with them…

I really can't think of a worse group of human beings than Dominicans. Fuck each and every last one of those guys.

Oh man, I had no idea that term was from the PUA community. I saw it once on some gossip website about something (which I guess was being used ironically, in retrospect) and thought it just meant to do a Jessica Lange/Lea Michele red carpet thing to someone, and I thought that was hilarious so I started using it…

You mean the 4% of articles that aren't about dicks?

Several months late to the party, but “I want” bothers me more than anything. “I wanted to thank you for...” Okay, then do it. Follow the French, who have a language that makes far more sense, and say “I would like” if you’re trying to be more formal.

What would the reaction be if a male staffer wrote an article called “Women Should (Usually) Not Wear Flats”?

No, body positivity and confidence in your style is only okay for women. If men want to wear sandals, someone has to write an article about it, apparently.

It’s on Netflix now!

Holy shit, that’s the same woman from ER? Fuck.

People flipped over Rue being black? But...she was black, right? Like, I haven’t read the book in ~4 years, but I’m pretty sure they talked about her and Thresh being black. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if people knew that and still reacted poorly, but I thought that was a more open-and-shut case than Cinna (who, as…

But is that USDA Organic, Oregon Organic, or Portland Organic?

What constitutes a “really gross dick”? Like smegma or something?

It's just to get it in its most flattering angle. Also, I disagree with the CMDP author that his pose shows reluctance. Everything in the pic is compositionally situated to emphasize his dick. It's difficult to critique dick pic technique when you don't take them yourself.

yo u mad poignant

Does that make CADlines the new breadlines?

Is your avatar a hammer and sickle with contractor’s tools?

I’ve had extended periods of severe depression since middle school. I’ve been on Zoloft for the past 4 years but am switching to an SNRI soon because the Zoloft stopped working. I rarely feel the high, but when I do, it never lasts this long which is what makes me nervous—that the inevitable downswing will be more…