And it’s totally fine to reduce people to calling them “a micropeen,” too! Funny, right? And the editors would definitely not have a conniption and make some generic jokes about Reddit if it were the same story and opened with “If anyone knows of a pair of mosquito bites...”

Will do, thanks! I’ve always been confused as to whether Navy pilots are actually Airmen being delegated for the Navy, etc.

1) Why is this under Adequate Man?

Like some sort of PTSD? Maybe. Jana needs to be freed from that world. The rest of them are too entrenched, but she can get out. Wasn’t there was Free Jinger website a while back, too?

Sunday is my weigh-in day, so after I see the number, I run downstairs and get a celebratory (for now, until the true plateau hits), breakfast sandwich and iced tea. Then I treat myself to the lunch I’ve been picturing all week (and I think it should always be something different—a few slices of pizza one week, maybe…

If the badge and gun are what you want, just click your heels together three times and say “I felt threatened for my life” and Patrick Lynch will show up and just give you them.

So the Real O’Neals is basically an incestuous, Catholic Real World?

SURPRISE!

It’s not a GOOD value, but it’s a value that he claimed to hold on an album about the struggles of black society and has since completely abandoned to date white women (and men).

But he didn’t have no phone in his apart-a-ment!

Kanye talked about “never letting those light skinned people come back in style” on his first album. Since then he’s married Kim Kardashian. I don’t think he’s diversifying himself, I think he’s abandoning his values.

This guy right here does unironically. I could do without the mustache, but pasty guys in their mid-40s? Send em over. I’ve always had it bad for Ms. Simmons.

He's not a businessman, he's a business, man. Let him handle his business, damn.

I’m pretty much exactly like you (history majors FTW!) but only six years out of school. I studied history because I knew it would be the last time in my life I would get to sit around and talk about my passion all day that didn’t involve children, so I went for it.

Yeah, I went from about 2L of Coke/Coke Zero a day to 20oz and have dropped about 30 in a month (combined with 1200-1500 calories and 30 minutes on the elliptical a few times a week). I miss it dearly but I’ve already had enough fun with it for a lifetime. Maybe in my next, more in shape lifetime in a couple years I…

I don’t enter any exercise into MyFitnessPal until the end of the day (mostly because I can only get to the gym after work). It gives me a little evening happiness boost to see that I thought I was at X calorie deficit but once I add the 30 minutes I do on the elliptical it’s really Y and in 5 weeks I should be at A…

Yeah, I hate his politics and attitude, but he helped the fuck out of the city by founding the Guardian Angels in the 70s.

It also does nothing but hurt schools who have really turned their shit out in the recent past. My school was always good, but in recent years has made dramatic investments in infrastructure, financial aid, and tenuring professors which has caused the acceptance rates to plummet, donations to start rolling in, and the…

What if the company won’t say who gave them the reference? I had a situation wherein I provided several non-managerial references and was given an offer, and since I was transferring internally to another school at the university where I worked, they had to get formal permission to hire me from my then-current…