Have you ever seen an NCAA Gymnastics competition? Every time an athlete finishes a routine, she gets high fives from every one of her teammates. Six athletes per event, four events, and about 12 teammates = 576 high fives in a standard dual meet.

Manila Luzon is one of the best queens in the show's history. Fuck these people.

"...the innate biases of their own dicks."

Well, it's Jezebel, so discrimination that favors women is okay, but if the gym were to hold but one "men only" hour, the editorial staff would be filing a class action suit of their own.

Right. So why is it acceptable that the author of this article denied that stigma, which you just admitted is a nearly universally known concept with facts that apparently grant powers of speech to pets? Because it's Jezebel and only factual assertions about women's issues need to be verifiable?

So basically, it's totally cool that Tracie misrepresented the facts surrounding societal stigma about penis size compared to vaginal size because why would she need to do that accurately in A DIRECT COMPARISON BETWEEN THE TWO ISSUES AT HAND because this isn't a blog for men?

Nothing like unsubstantiated personal anecdotes to prove a point!

Actually, I think mommy blogs could offer some great advice on how tax codes favor families over singles, because things like tax codes are concrete and someone writing a mommy blog has most likely dealt with the tax system both as a single filer and as part of a family.

And this is where I lose my respect for Jezebel.

So, RDJ is an avowed Bush-loving, liberal-hating Hollywood conservative, but because he makes (shitty) movies that (somehow, inexplicably) people like, he gets away with supporting a misogynistic ideology while random dudes' comments from the Internet end up as front-page stories?

Oh, Lindy. I wish I could come see you at Barnard tonight. I'll be in the very building just an hour before. Damn you, medical appointments. Damn you.

This new layout really blows. I hate it. I hope the same thing doesn't happen to Gawker. Why hasn't this happened to Gawker yet? Is it going to happen to Gawker? WELL? Just let a bitch know and I'll boil up some lamb's blood for the editorial office's doors.

Though I am not a young white female (I'm a young white male), I hail from Long Island. Bitches be BROWN all year long. It's disgusting. The guys do it, too, just not as often. I remember seeing a girl in my high school chemistry class whose skin looked like a fine briefcase. It was so gross.

Well, to be fair, as a nascent bottom I much prefer a more slender dick up my ass. Not as painful and you can take it from more positions.

BC sucks. #goterriers

All I can say is that the last episode of Season 3 is the finest episode of television I have ever seen.

I've worked for some pretty immoral women in my time. Men, too. Bascially everyone is immoral.

She's not verified, but she's certainly certified.

M...y friend's just uses AOL.com mail.

Well, damn. Here I was thinking this just looked like an even worse version of that Beyonce-Idris Elba movie "Obsessed." (....which I saw solely because of the fight scene in the commercials and which didn't happen until the last five minutes of the movie and was no longer than the fight shown in the trailer)