Actually, I think mommy blogs could offer some great advice on how tax codes favor families over singles, because things like tax codes are concrete and someone writing a mommy blog has most likely dealt with the tax system both as a single filer and as part of a family.

And this is where I lose my respect for Jezebel.

So, RDJ is an avowed Bush-loving, liberal-hating Hollywood conservative, but because he makes (shitty) movies that (somehow, inexplicably) people like, he gets away with supporting a misogynistic ideology while random dudes' comments from the Internet end up as front-page stories?

Oh, Lindy. I wish I could come see you at Barnard tonight. I'll be in the very building just an hour before. Damn you, medical appointments. Damn you.

This new layout really blows. I hate it. I hope the same thing doesn't happen to Gawker. Why hasn't this happened to Gawker yet? Is it going to happen to Gawker? WELL? Just let a bitch know and I'll boil up some lamb's blood for the editorial office's doors.

Though I am not a young white female (I'm a young white male), I hail from Long Island. Bitches be BROWN all year long. It's disgusting. The guys do it, too, just not as often. I remember seeing a girl in my high school chemistry class whose skin looked like a fine briefcase. It was so gross.

Well, to be fair, as a nascent bottom I much prefer a more slender dick up my ass. Not as painful and you can take it from more positions.

BC sucks. #goterriers

All I can say is that the last episode of Season 3 is the finest episode of television I have ever seen.

I've worked for some pretty immoral women in my time. Men, too. Bascially everyone is immoral.

She's not verified, but she's certainly certified.

Well, damn. Here I was thinking this just looked like an even worse version of that Beyonce-Idris Elba movie "Obsessed." (....which I saw solely because of the fight scene in the commercials and which didn't happen until the last five minutes of the movie and was no longer than the fight shown in the trailer)

That's a bingo! I get my mom something from them every Christmas. "Oh, just a strand of fake pearls would be nice" meant I was able to buy her a 100" strand of real pearls for $80 (originally $500).

You say mess, I say looking at him for more than three seconds turns me predatorial. Let's call his whole clothes off.

I love Raja, but I was always Team Manila. She lives a few blocks away from me and I squee with delight every time I see her walking around Harlem.

Jinkx is one of the most talented queens the show has ever had. Seeing her belt "I Dreamed a Dream" the other night dressed as Little Edie was seven thousand layers of gay awesomeness. Few of the queens on the show understand history and culture the way she does. #MONSOONSEASON

I will never not be on Kate Winslet's side in any matter in life, but I LOVE REBECCA HALL SO MUCH and "Starter for 10" is one of my all-time favorite movies and she was amazing as Hermione in "The Winter's Tale" at BAM. Why must we choose?!

Or better yet, if he were a 36-year-old man with the same diagnoses but who looked like Louie Anderson or something and was looking for a 23-year-old girlfriend (or boyfriend). He'd be labeled as creepy or pathetic, but this guy looks like he can blend in regular society so we have to feel sowwy for him. It's funny…

I wonder if everyone would still feel bad for him if he weren't a conventionally attractive man.

I'm going to get crucified for this, but I think women have it way easier when it comes to dressing for work, at least in regard to options. Yes, it's more difficult to figure out separates, etc., but men are relegated pretty much to one silhouette—dress shirt, slacks, and dress shoes. A tie and/or jacket may or may…