Plus it’s so narrow that if the person you’re walking past doesn’t stand up, you’re screwed. Intentionally stepped on a woman’s coat because she wouldn’t move it or stand up when I went by despite asking her nicely. Might have been over the line but I don’t feel bad about it.

Yeah if the team was good it’d be fine. The Lakers have done it forever, but it works for them because they usually have a kickass team (last couple years being an exception, of course). It’d also be fine if the upper level wasn’t also so steep and hard to get across.

It’s $13/ticket when you turn on the “show prices with fees” feature, which means $5ish is probably as low as it could possibly go.

Making the seats in the upper level (which is steep and dangerous and awful) cheaper is a good first step, but turning the fucking lights on up there would be just as good a move. Watching bad basketball in the dark is shit.

Can’t wait to get drunk and fire up the first 8 minutes of Good Burger before I pass out!

Yeah, but it was only .15% to begin with.

The Nets are so irrelevant a rapper from down the street doesn’t pretend to own them anymore. Think about that.

Barry came up with an entire post just to fit his take on the word “mercurial” in there. Nicely done, I guess.

There’s still time.

“I thought you were talking about the sandwich”

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MAY-B-Q SAUCE

+1 Washington National Airport

It’s weirdly dark and cavernous, and the upper levels are frightfully steep

Not being favored in a match doesn’t mean the U.S. can’t or won’t win it.

This sucks. It absolutely sucks for the average fan who wants to go to a Yankee game spur-of-the-moment and doesn’t want to pay the dickish face value those things cost. Luckily for everyone else, the Yankees are one of very few MLB teams that can get away with that.

Keeping that sort of thing in has to be really tough. I’m way quicker to release if I feel like something’s off.

One time ever is incredibly impressive.

it’s gotta be late night pizza.

On the plus side, if you die on the maiden voyage people will say nice things about you and remember you in a wikipedia page forever. If you live, you get to say you survived the Titanic. Win-win really.

Now that right there is some Gloryhole Days shit.