my immediate thought was “google images of flowers are free”

I can’t believe millihelen is over and Jane Marie is leaving (or worse, being pushed out). This is by far one of the best Jezebel’s sub-blog, I love, love Deep Cuts, the 24 hours Beauty Diaries, the mall makeovers stories, the talk about make-up and beauty routines, the tips and tricks...and of course the best part is…

The librarian said it was a normal sized home use crock pot, so yeah, a gallon or so of volume. She didn’t assemble it on site, apparently she did it some place else and then carried the whole thing into the library.

I have so many questions, notably: how did she assemble the chicken stew there, or if she didn't, how did she transport it? How big a Crockpot are we talking here? Because mine holds like, a gallon, and the interior is heavy-ass ceramic.

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

I’ve been either crying or on the verge of tears for two days now. I’m glad this woman survived to bear witness. I mourn, with all civilized society, for those who did not survive. May her words bring some measure of comfort to their loved ones, in comfortless times.

I still have a serious question.

Can you show me where she actually said that, verbatim? Or are you taking her statements about HER PERSONAL GENDER EXPRESSION and twisting them in the most ridiculous way possible?

I think it’s more that male grooming standards are being applied to a woman.

You can have female hormones pumping through your body giving you breasts and we will let you wear pantyhouse of various opaqueness and you even got the nice panties but if you grow your hair long these guys will definitely rape you just because of your hair!

So fake. That cat is clearly pushing the back of Asian Mike’s head with his tail. Please.

So what your saying is that you have no problem with receiving or sending nude pictures of minors?

She doesn’t already have a cell phone? YOU MONSTER

The more clothes you have on, the less soul you lose. It’s just math.

Can it be consensual if they are not at an age where they are allowed to consent?

Yeah they should probably investigate whomever wrote that article.

By the time my 1 year old needs a cell phone, the brainwashing will have already set in and she will truly believe that naked selfies steal your soul just like I planned.

I don’t know, I kind of like that they used the term “children.” Because that’s what they are. I feel like calling them “desirable teens” or “desirable young adults” would have made it seem like less of a problem.

This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.

1. Tosh.0/Anthony Jeselnik: Are you different awful people?