That’s what I do: When I want to see Americans speaking English, I go to a kebab shop.

As numerous YouTube commenters pointed out, she did not get the door right the first time.

It’s like the universe is creating incidents just for us, only way it could have been better is if she declared that her children were allergic to green.

And because I know you’re dying to know: the types of cheese currently in my fridge are cottage, feta, mozzarella, cheese sticks, goat, queso fresco, parmesan, and extra sharp cheddar.

extra sharp cheddar

I’d feel obligated to shame her for it, if it was me. It doesn’t matter if “someone else would”. Most people wouldn’t, they’d go get their own map or photocopy the section they need, because that’s why libraries HAVE copy machines in the first place. Or just use a phone app, that’s what most people do now anyway.…

“Bunning cannot bully me, my wife or my son,” Joe Davis said on Friday of the judge, via Louisville television station WDRB. “I taught my son how to stand up for what’s right and what he believes in at any cost. Bunning doesn’t know how to pick on somebody that can handle him. The only thing he knows how to do is to…

The clerk, Kim Davis of Rowan County, Ky., was ordered detained for contempt of court and later rejected a proposal to allow her deputies to process same-sex marriage licenses that could have prompted her release.

I don’t think I’ve called someone a butt since grade three. That’s right up there with dickweed.

“Isn’t it like, SOOOO RANDOMMMM?”

I agree! I usually reserve judgement until I read the comments but I chuckled a bit but then the mom in me was like “what?! You could have killed someone!!!”

“Buying this Barbie jeep is the craaaaaaziest thing I’ve ever done! So cool! And crazy!”

She lost her license because she refused the breath test and her awesome parents took her car away.Her parents are the heroes here.

The Tara in my classes for early childhood couldn’t figure out why the parents of the 3-5 year olds were so upset with her. I mean, she was just telling the kids the truth of how much bank she's makes being a stripper.

She’s not my hero. She drove drunk and is choosing to make light of her punishment instead of accepting the consequences.

“Most people don’t find the things me and my friends do very funny, just immature, so I didn’t expect to get this big of a reaction”

2005? Oh shit you guys, I’m from 10 years in the future and I have to tell you...shit gets worse. Take all of your money out of the market in 2007, you’ll thank me.

I don’t know man. I thought all this stuff was ridiculous. Then my own kid graduates from preschool and I’m in the front row crying. And I’ve been sucked into the world of dance and I'm enjoying it. :|

juggling an array of end-of-year parties, concerts and “graduations” for her preschoolers.

I’m going to be childless until I’m about 85-90, at which time I will transfer my consciousness into a younger clone body or a robotic body. I will also opt for the "laser eyes" upgrade either way. Or maybe I will just upload my mind into a server and just have simulated children on days / hours when I'd like them to…