ohnonotthebees
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ohnonotthebees

I’ve had a really terrible week.

Yes, absolutely. I guarantee there are already similar lawsuits out there. I think that’s what this couple should do, seeing as they could get okay damages out of this. At the very least, Taco Bell will have to pay all their legal expenses and give them some sort of damages. I would guess it is going to be basically

I want to combine a friend’s last name and my own because it ends up very close to “Kinky,” and that’s hilarious.

I AM READY FOR MATRIARCHAL GODDESS CULTURE

Believe me when I say that is scripted, and they get in trouble if they don’t say that. I worked at a Carl’s Jr., and I had to train people to say exactly the same thing every time. At least the kids’ toys were gender neutral, though, or I would have detested scripting even more.

Yeah. I always let the waitress know at the beginning of the meal. Otherwise, I find it a little rude. I’ve honestly never been to a place that didn’t do it, though, hence the original comment.

But working through a hangover is super irresponsible, and I know people who have got fired for it. Nope. I need to work because I like to have a home and food. And exhaustion? I have enough of that in my life. I have two jobs and a night class. I’d much prefer to go to bed early so I don’t have a mental breakdown.

I’m 20, and I’m too old for shots. I lived in a dorm right as I turned 18, so I got all the partying out as soon as I was legal. Now, my boyfriend is 28, and his friends are generally around 25. His best friend does not understand the concept of “I do not take shots,” and will always buy them for everyone when we go

Is this a thing? Don’t servers split the bill for you?

It’s a different keyboard (stenotype machine if you feel like googling. I think it’s interesting, but I’m a nerd). I hit a bunch of buttons at the same time and that makes either a syllable, a word, or a phrase. That’s how it’s possible to write so fast! I didn’t know it was a job either until I was looking online for

Of course, you have to pass tests where you type 225wpm at 97.5% accuracy, but it’s still worth it. I’m in school now, set to graduate this spring. Our wages go up or down dependant on cost of living, but you can stand to make a killing off of it wherever you are.

Eh, I don’t know. In my friend group, all of us who are in relationships have met our partners on Tinder (with the exception of one meeting his partner on Plenty of Fish). I know we’re a very small sample size, but it’s more common than you think, especially in the 18-24 crowd.

Does he know that the going rate for court reporters is anywhere up to $100/hour, plus a transcript page rate? I don’t know that he can afford that...

I actually met my live-in partner on Tinder. I am in college, and I don’t ever meet new people because my program is 25 people I have all my classes with. You can meet someone on Tinder, and I don’t know why everyone chooses to ignore the fact that there are some pretty great people on there. You can be very picky if

In grade 11, I took grade 12 math.. Right after I had recovered from mono. Yeah, super fun. I was in choir and band, which meant that I often had to come in early for practices when we had performances and had to stay late at least once a week for practices. I quit taking piano lessons because I would just cry after

One of my friends does a lot of cross-country flying. He always travels alone, dresses very well (suit and tie), and ends up getting upgraded to first class more often than not.

If anything claims “toxins,” you’re safe to ignore it. It’s never grounded in science. As for chemicals, everything is a chemical. And beauty products nowadays are well tested for harmful side effects, unlike in your grandmother’s time! You don’t need to worry about that.

You should rinse and dry off the blade after you use it, but that’s about it. I would dry everything off because then the lifespan is extended massively, but you can do whatever you want.

You can do it. Just go slow, and make sure you're properly lathered.

If you do try, start out with a less-sharp blade. There’s plenty of resources out there, but shaving101.com has a fairly comprehensive list of blade sharpness. (Although, I disagree with one ranking - Wilkinson Sword is not as sharp as Merkur).