Bees? Great. We need more of those! Chickens are awful (and will try to kill you when you’re eight. Be prepared to fight back). But all the noisy stuff.. Aren’t suburbs supposed to be nice?

I hate your neighbours too. I also hate my upstairs neighbours who think it is okay to use power tools (think air compressor) between 6 and 8 in the morning. Sometimes I am up at these hours, but I work 50+ hours a week at three jobs - not including the 3-4 hours of transit every day to travel between jobs - and…

THAT IS DIFFERENT THAN MY VERSION

You can find it! I’ve found it at just about every grocery store. It will be with supplements and the like.

GO YOU.

I can tell you in good conscience that those trunks are very roomy for an adult.

Remind me to never comment on Jez again while feverish, drugged up, and barely awake. My earlier comments are not my actual beliefs.

Hi. I was high on medication for the fever I had this morning.

Although, I am really not okay with her giving her money to this establishment.

There’s no need to be rude.

Thanks! None of my close friends who live in the same city as I do drive, so I’m going to have to take a full day off work. (No!) It has to be done, though.

I think it’s well written. The topic? Nope. But at the same time, all my feelings could just be the fever (and all the pills I took because I have to work anyway) talking..

Can you speak to my mother, please? She “doesn’t believe in vaccines.”

This is so beautifully written.

Ten years this July 20th.

Meh. My grandma turned 90 this year, and she was a little weird about gay marriage after it was approved by law (10 years ago because Canada), but as soon as she had a minister who was gay, she suddenly became fine with the whole idea.

Sounds like my church. I’m part of the United Church of Canada, and I was a youth leader at a recent conference. All of us leaders went to the bar one night, had drinks, and played a board game that is the bible version of monopoly (from the 60s. It’s hilarious. Highly recommended) with a bunch of slightly tipsy…

Nope. Not chillest. Brag time! United Church of Christ seems to be the American version of the United Church of Canada. You know when the first time the United Church of Canada put out a statement defending peoples’ rights to love (and live with said person) whoever they want? The 80s. Also, first mainstream religious…

what

For the record, your story is my favourite. I might do something similar if things keep going the same way with my beau.