ohnonotthebees
NotTheBees
ohnonotthebees

I just want to mention the fact that dress alterations are now impossible. My — backless!!!!! — graduation gown had to be hemmed because I am freaking short.

$90 each - 2012.

Does he not eat?

COINCIDENCE???!!!

Thank you! You went above and beyond, and I’m going to start checking these out tonight. I'm trying to help my partner out with a skincare routine, but he has a lot of issues with sensitivity. This is really helpful!

I think to me, in general, more than four is over the top, but that’s because I’m a student and weddings are scarily expensive. But really, does my opinion have anything to do with yours? You and your partner are adults, and your choices mean that your wedding will be awesome for you. Don’t worry about us naysayers. :)

Could you recommend a good place to start with this kind of research? It would be good to be able to identify potential irritants, but I only have chemistry education up to high school, so I’m easily confusable.

Thank you! I was in high school in 2010, and my reaction to that opening was pure confusion because it was just so wrong.

Can you speak to my mother? Every time I visit home I get this line about just trying foods one more time. I don’t think she realizes that she's making my visits even less frequent.

My partner gains about ten years when he shaves, if you can believe it. Seeing as he’s already eight years older than me, he’s not allowed to shave anymore. If he gets an acting role that requires him to shave, I’m going to be very sad (but happy. Go you, boyfriend!).

You are amazing. I have two questions: How long did that take, and do you have pictures?

I can’t stop watching this show, and it is a mighty problem. My days are now all spent at home with job applications in front of me, and Mad Men is constantly playing in the background. Help meeeee......

Mark, I just want you to know that I read my boyfriend excerpts from this article the other day, and he still hasn’t proposed! He’s being so mean to me. I regularly tell him to marry me, so why can’t he just listen to me for once?

Oh good, I’m glad it’s Not All Men™. This must not happen to me every day by men my age (older as well, but plenty my age); I bet I just imagined it!

Only 99 percent? Weak. Here in Alberta, it is a 100 percent accuracy rate.

Ever had everclear and tang? Very good at getting anyone drunk.

I don't because it hurts.

I have been known to watch “Naturel with Tuba” on YouTube on repeat and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh......

That’s interesting that the States come up for you so often. I guess it’s just an area-based and likely age-related thing. I’m assuming you’re older than me, since I’m in my early 20s, and I’m also living in Alberta right now for school.

Oh, all right. As a Canuck, I didn’t understand the relevancy. I was just confused because Americans never actually come up in conversation, other than when discussing trips to the States. Oh, and one of my instructors will mention American law terms on occasion to familiarize us on them, as my program’s professional