*buys land in the California desert*

G’Kar points at poster. “Who is that?”

Sounds like the premise for one of the best shows ever on USA Network...

Is it bad that every time I read this, it is in Hamills voice?

You almost want to like him at points even though you’re simultaneously disgusted.

More specifically, a cross between Short Circuit and the BSG series Kobol storyline.

“No, thanks." -J. Stapp-