Be first and be witty, guaranteed updoots.

Now star me because I was early.

Cry till its time for work. Plain and simple.

I am hungover as fuck and just had orange soda and a spoon of peanut butter for breakfast. that particular potato chip looks like it could fix all of my life’s problems right now.

i’m sure - for ease of transfer (in case you need to do this multiple times) and to eliminate waste plastic - the same result could be…