its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

So many thoughts:

A football staff member does not meet with the family of the victim for any other reason than to cover it up. End of story.

Hard to believe that a church affiliated entity might have trouble dealing with sexual crimes

Anyone who follows this team knows how poorly they handle injuries, from media to actual treatment. Harvey has looked off all season, and they’ve done little to remedy it. He needs time on the DL, whether to get his head cleared or work on mechanics down in PSL.

You know, if you really like a Nintendo-related fan project, don’t post it on Kotaku, because that’s like a hotline to Nintendo’s lawyers ready to push the shutdown button.

Russel Wilson. Not Westbrook.

Yup. Under audio books, science fiction.

Wonder if he released the Dorne excerpts in specifically in response to the show. “SEE, THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO. WTF DID YOU DO ON THE SHOW. THIS IS MADNESS.”

Being forced to constantly play a gender you don’t want to in video games. I can’t imagine what that is like.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Gaaaaaaaah. I cannot say this often or loud enough: Fuck Chuck Wendig, fuck Aftermath, fuck Disney for allowing this terrible author into the New EU, and fuck the two forthcoming novels in this terrible trilogy.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

So! The plaintiffs’ attorney, Seth T. Carey. You guys can help with this, but so far I found that he was suspended from practicing law for six month for what the Maine Supreme Judicial Court described as “a lack of fundamental skills, competencies, and preparation in trial work in general, and criminal defense in…

I think Colin Mochrie technically can run for President of the United States as long as he only uses Ryan Stiles’ arms during his campaign.

Ah, the days when Johnny Manziel and Tiger Woods* would have fit right the fuck in, because men were men and everyone else kept their fucking mouths shut.

You can’t use your hands, you idiot.

The Nets are so irrelevant a rapper from down the street doesn’t pretend to own them anymore. Think about that.