Thanks, that’s great. I’d like the file on the Trump campaign and the Russian government, when you have a moment.

How can someone be so thirsty with so much water around?

Went looking for an E.L. James fanfic meme, found this:

They don’t call him Daddy Direction for nothing!

And now if you’ll excuse me, I have some Styles/Macron fanfic to write.

*extremely someone’s Dad’s voice* TEENS THESE DAYS, MAYBE THEY WERE EXPECTING THEIR PARENTS TO STEP IN AND CATCH HIM

Why would he think he could do this? The man is a klutz!

we’ve all fallen for him, but where were we when he fell for us?

My sweet darling, I would have gladly caught you with my open...arms. My open arms, yes.

It will be off the chain:

Aggressive Nordic PostMetal Darkwave Industrial.

None of the above. A thrash album that sounds like it was recorded in a McDonalds bathroom

Anarcho-Swedish Punk-Metal.

Whatever it is, I’m sure it will be off the hook.

Barry Manilow covers. The world needs more Barry.

Whatever, Liam is my favorite. He was the only one who originally had any talent.

Thank u Joanna for ur #bravery