Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

Too bad Schwarzenegger can’t run for POTUS

Same here.

 Bite your tongue! No Wahlbergs in office, especially since Marky Mark is so damn Catholic. But I’ll be honest, I’ll take Arnold Schwarzeneggger as POTUS. I didn’t realize how lucky we were when we had his type of Republican around. (Love your name, btw! I’m still one of a handful of people still doing “Raindrop, Drop…

Same.

Groot for president 2020!

He is too dang charming. Despite pretty significant social anxiety, I think I’d actually try and say “hi” if I saw him in the wild.

I love The Rock and I don’t feel bad about it.

Obligatory.

Wait, the real story here is that prom reveals are a thing now. Like seriously — you need the dress, the date, the ride, the noteworthy PROMPOSAL, and now... you also have to SHOCK AND AMAZE people with a stunt worthy of a viral video when you actually get to the prom, too? I must be extra old and crotchety or…

Reminds me of slathering clown white makeup, rice powder and blasting Coil and Christian Death. They called us deathrockers then. Good times.

Okay, so, two things about Bela Lugosi:

That is all.

This just in, Bela Lugosi is still dead.

Ahem!

He is so beautiful and magical and I feel #blessed that I’ve gotten to see him live.

yes bitch

I hope it is what she says it is, and either way she gets her health back soon. She’s always seemed to be a caring person, too. A lot of her Instagram recently has been drives to encourage donations to help homeless people.